How Long to Read 1000 Severed Dicks

How Long Does it Take to Read 1000 Severed Dicks?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 13 minutes to read 1000 Severed Dicks by Matt Shaw

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

If you have ever been cheated on, you know how much it hurts. Your soul feels as though it is literally ripped straight from your body, along with your heart. Your heart, dropped to the floor and stamped on with the biggest of shoes, squashing it flat and causing it to burst a good few feet in all directions. It feels as though you'll never be able to trust anyone again. It feels as though you'll never recover and - who knows - maybe you won't. That's why he does what he does. It's for people like you. Using fake profiles on the various dating sites, he hunts for the cheats. Those dirty dogs looking for an easy lay despite having a partner waiting for them at home. Then, when he finds them (and he always does) he makes a date to meet. He puts on his best outfit, sure to impress, and digs out his leather bag of various torture instruments. Their night of planned fun soon turns to one of horror and pain and blood - so much blood. It's the least they deserve.

How long is 1000 Severed Dicks?

1000 Severed Dicks by Matt Shaw is 132 pages long, and a total of 33,264 words.

This makes it 45% the length of the average book. It also has 41% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read 1000 Severed Dicks Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 1 minute to read 1000 Severed Dicks aloud.

What Reading Level is 1000 Severed Dicks?

1000 Severed Dicks is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy 1000 Severed Dicks?

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