How Long to Read A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale

How Long Does it Take to Read A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale?

It takes the average reader and 50 minutes to read A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale by J. A. Kazimer

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

From the author of the F***ed-Up Fairytale novels (CURSES! & Froggy Style) comes an equally f***ed-up version of the Dicken's classic, A Christmas Carol. She's not your fairy godmother's Scrooge. And this ain't no wonderful life. On Christmas Eve, Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, plotting the murder of yet another husband, when along came a spirit with some bad news--tonight she will be visited by three ghosts. According to the spirit, Miss Muffet, VP of Dastardly Deeds at New Never City's Villainous Union, must change her fiendish ways or else suffer a fate worse than curdled curds. As...

How long is A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale?

A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale by J. A. Kazimer is 50 pages long, and a total of 12,500 words.

This makes it 17% the length of the average book. It also has 15% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 8 minutes to read A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale aloud.

What Reading Level is A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale?

A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale?

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