How Long to Read Bizarotical

How Long Does it Take to Read Bizarotical?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 15 minutes to read Bizarotical by Rev Dr Timothy Edward Bowen Ksc

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A bitter nihilist finds the most gruesome way to masturbate. A dying Elvis finds pure joy wrapped in cling film by Roy Orbison. A young girl finds passion in a mythical Mexican goat killing vampire dog. A chair is awakened to the pleasure of the flesh by a lusty rug. A man with a glorious mustache teaches girls perfect felatio techniche by suckling his stache. Presidential perversion, athletic punishments, fast food icon orgies and much more insane erotica awaits you in this collection of the most bizarre and perverse short fiction from the author of Jonesboria Discordia. Of this work the author speaks, "if you want to find poetry in this book, you will. If you want to find Discordian Sacred Holiness in this book, you will. If you want to get off reading this book, you might. If you want to find mistakes in my writing, you will. If you want to have a good time, just let all that shit go, imagine me reading these stories to you, and allow yourself a laugh or a sad cum, whatever does it for you."

How long is Bizarotical?

Bizarotical by Rev Dr Timothy Edward Bowen Ksc is 74 pages long, and a total of 18,796 words.

This makes it 25% the length of the average book. It also has 23% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Bizarotical Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 42 minutes to read Bizarotical aloud.

What Reading Level is Bizarotical?

Bizarotical is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Bizarotical?

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