How Long to Read Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck

How Long Does it Take to Read Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck?

It takes the average reader 7 hours and 57 minutes to read Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck by Dale E. Basye

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

With more clever, dark humor and zany silliness, Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo Fauster back for thirds in another laugh-out-loud installment of the popular series Heck. After his second escape from Bea "Elsa" Bubb, the Principal of Darkness, Milton Fauster makes his way to Blimpo—the circle of the otherworldly reform school, Heck, where he's sure his friend Virgil is sentenced. Virgil's only crime is being, well, plump. Milton has to wonder if that's really enough to justify eternal darnation. And what Milton finds in Blimpo horrifies him. The overweight dead kids spend most of their time running on giant human hamster wheels called DREADmills that detect and exploit their deepest fears. The rest they spend eating Hambone Hank's barbecue—mystery meat that is delicious, but suspiciously (to Milton, anyway) haunting. Every classroom has a huge TV screen showing happy thin people who taunt Blimpo residents with a perfection they will never attain. Meanwhile, at her new job in the devil's Infernship program, Milton's sister, Marlo, knows all about trying to achieve perfection. And failing miserably. Can Milton get himself and Virgil out of Blimpo in time to rescue Marlo, too? Or is Fauster the next delicacy on Bea "Elsa" Bubb's menu?

How long is Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck?

Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck by Dale E. Basye is 466 pages long, and a total of 119,296 words.

This makes it 157% the length of the average book. It also has 146% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 10 hours and 51 minutes to read Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck aloud.

What Reading Level is Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck?

Blimpo: The Third Circle of Heck is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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