How Long to Read Broadneck Baloney

How Long Does it Take to Read Broadneck Baloney?

It takes the average reader 3 hours to read Broadneck Baloney by Robert Bowie Johnson, Jr.

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Elvis Presley, Jr. came to Broadneck, between the Severn and Magothy Rivers in Maryland, in March of 2010 looking for his father. He hired me as advertising director for the publication he called the Broadneck Baloney-a print medium to make his purpose known. We published the first of our 36 issues in June of that year. Some locals said that they had spotted Elvis Sr. at Cape Ace, Fairwinds Marina, Whimsicality, and even at Noreen's Boutique Spa. Those locals were all liars who gave false hope to a very good man. Elvis Jr. endured cruel joke after cruel joke about his father such as "What was Elvis' last great hit? The bathroom floor." And "What's the difference between Elvis Sr. and a Broadneck intellectual? One day we might find a Broadneck intellectual." One Cape jokester swore he met Elvis Sr. right here on Broadneck, and that the great singer presented him with new lyrics to "Return to Sender" with a new title: "Return to Vendor": I bought a wiener from the vendor He put it on a bun But I had to take it back cuz The wiener wasn't done Return to vendor Hot dog undone Not enough mustard Soggy bun How nasty! Such insensitive mockery! That is what Elvis Jr., as editor of the Baloney, lived with day in and day out. In June of 2015, just after the publication of what would be our final issue, Elvis Jr. disappeared. Some say he moved to Memphis to be near Graceland. Some say he moved to Hollywood. Others say he intended to go to both these places, but got no farther than Edgewater. In a way, I sort of dedicate this book to him, and all he has done in a literary vein for the caring people of Broadneck. We miss him. We want to see him again. And so let the search for Elvis Presley Jr. begin! Bob Johnson

How long is Broadneck Baloney?

Broadneck Baloney by Robert Bowie Johnson, Jr. is 176 pages long, and a total of 45,056 words.

This makes it 59% the length of the average book. It also has 55% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Broadneck Baloney Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 6 minutes to read Broadneck Baloney aloud.

What Reading Level is Broadneck Baloney?

Broadneck Baloney is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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