How Long to Read Clown Tear Junkies

How Long Does it Take to Read Clown Tear Junkies?

It takes the average reader 3 hours to read Clown Tear Junkies by Douglas Hackle

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

"Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today."-Bradley Sands, author of TV Snorted My BrainWithin the whacked-out worlds of these twisted tales, only one thing remains the same:Everything is better when laced with the tears of a clown...When a sexually adventurous couple decides to spice things up by bringing bees into the mix, they learn it's never wise to dial 811 in case of an emergency. A deadbeat dad gains employment as a lady-in-waiting in a fairytale bromance where every character looks exactly like someone else from John Carpenter's The Thing. The unknowing victim of a cruel prank, a simpleton spends his entire life waiting on a park bench for the hottest girl in school. Using only his twenty-sided die and good old-fashioned D&D magic, a man must continually resurrect the neighborhood kid regularly murdered on his own front lawn. An aging slaughterhouse worker and the iconic figure from Edvard Munch's The Scream hit the clubs every weekend in a vain attempt to get laid.These and many more absurdities await in Clown Tear Junkies, the debut collection from Douglas Hackle.

How long is Clown Tear Junkies?

Clown Tear Junkies by Douglas Hackle is 180 pages long, and a total of 45,000 words.

This makes it 61% the length of the average book. It also has 55% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Clown Tear Junkies Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 5 minutes to read Clown Tear Junkies aloud.

What Reading Level is Clown Tear Junkies?

Clown Tear Junkies is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Clown Tear Junkies?

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