How Long to Read Color The F*cking Zebra

How Long Does it Take to Read Color The F*cking Zebra?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 17 minutes to read Color The F*cking Zebra by Funny Gifts

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

★ THE BEST PRANK GIFT OF THE YEAR! ★ Do you know anyone lazy enough to color in a f*cking zebra? Maybe you have a friend or family member who genuinely likes coloring books, who you'd love to prank? Then look no further. This coloring book would make the best prank gift for Christmas time!! (Pssst.. Everything is ALREADY COLORED IN!) Give someone the best holiday gift this year by TROLLING them senseless with this quirky coloring book of only BLACK AND WHITE OBJECTS. It's sure to leave everyone rolling around the floor laughing! Watch their face as they open up the first page onto the 'color testing page' where you'd normally have lots of different colors to test out. It reads... 'Use this page to test out your f*cking coloring pencils, you lazy motherf*cker!' (LOL!!) and then only 2 boxes for testing... Which colors does it have? You guessed it - only BLACK and WHITE! Next comes over 35 unique coloring pages. Which objects will they color in first? Maybe the f*cking panda, or the black lump of charcoal. Or perhaps the lonely glass of milk? Plus, there's lots of un-motivational phrases to help them along their way, of course. I wonder what color they'll use for the f*cking cloud? Do they even have a choice!?! HAHAHA (they might actually kill you...) Go on. Ruin someone's Christmas this year. Snap up a copy of this hilariously funny coloring book today whilst stocks last. Scroll up and Buy Now! --- P.S: Each page has a nice patterned background. So the unlucky recipient can actually do some f*cking coloring should they wish to do so. ⚠ Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any friends or family members who may get maimed, or who's feelings get hurt as a result of receiving this coloring book as an unfortunate Christmas gift.

How long is Color The F*cking Zebra?

Color The F*cking Zebra by Funny Gifts is 76 pages long, and a total of 19,456 words.

This makes it 26% the length of the average book. It also has 24% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Color The F*cking Zebra Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 46 minutes to read Color The F*cking Zebra aloud.

What Reading Level is Color The F*cking Zebra?

Color The F*cking Zebra is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Color The F*cking Zebra?

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