How Long to Read Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor

How Long Does it Take to Read Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 2 minutes to read Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor by Amy DeWitt

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

I'm not famous. I haven't spoken at massive rallies or inspired large crowds...to do anything. I'm just an average lady without any major accomplishments to my name. I have never really been much of anything, or anybody. I guess that's why I should write a book. Maybe I'm more relatable as a nobody! Can't you relate more to the run-of-the-mill, average, hot mess friend than the one with spotless, white carpet and shining stainless steel appliances without one fingerprint on them? Most Christian books I've read, especially those written by pastor's wives, are sweet, but unrelatable. These women seem to have it all together, captivating their audiences with their words of profound wisdom, and you have the hope that you, too, can achieve their perfection. Each time I read one of these sanguinely sweet books, I feel more defeated than encouraged. I can't live up to these standards. Books that are so full of ridiculous optimism and a sense of unearthly perfection. I aim for perfection. I strive for it. I dream of the perfectly decorated shabby chic home with everything in its place. I reach for the goal of defeating the colossal mountain of laundry, the eternal pile of dirty dishes; but alas, it defeats me every time. In fact, I dare say it not only defeats me, but it mocks me. Laughing at my languishing spirit. I endeavor to be the trophy pastor's wife; to achieve the best ratio of smiles to casseroles. But what happens when the pastor's wife sucks at making casseroles? Or when she doesn't feel like smiling when you tell her what a horrible job she or her husband is doing? This book is my attempt to bring some humor, truth, and a bit of hope, in a time when it's needed most. Stories took straight out of the screenplay of my everyday life, to encourage you in yours.

How long is Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor?

Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor by Amy DeWitt is 122 pages long, and a total of 30,744 words.

This makes it 41% the length of the average book. It also has 38% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 48 minutes to read Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor aloud.

What Reading Level is Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor?

Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Confessions of a Hot Mess Lady Pastor?

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