How Long to Read Do Not Call... Or Else

How Long Does it Take to Read Do Not Call... Or Else?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 30 minutes to read Do Not Call... Or Else by Ryne Pearson

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A hilarious collection of exchanges between telemarketers and the author, who decided to stop hanging up on unwanted calls and start having fun. Entertain yourself as you experience Origami Cheese Wheels, Belok The Star Warrior, The Drainage, and many more transcriptions of actual interactions. How many times will an overseas call center call back to offer 'medical compensation' after the author tells them he has tumors on his wings? How far past blatantly absurd can the author push it before telemarketers hang up? And what did a family of raccoons do to the author's imaginary dog in one twisted exchange? Grab yourself a drink and prepare to spit it out laughing as you experience Price Check On Blood, Super Power One Twenty, Potato Salad Therapy, and dozens more.

How long is Do Not Call... Or Else?

Do Not Call... Or Else by Ryne Pearson is 88 pages long, and a total of 22,704 words.

This makes it 30% the length of the average book. It also has 28% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Do Not Call... Or Else Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 4 minutes to read Do Not Call... Or Else aloud.

What Reading Level is Do Not Call... Or Else?

Do Not Call... Or Else is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Do Not Call... Or Else?

Do Not Call... Or Else by Ryne Pearson is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

To buy Do Not Call... Or Else by Ryne Pearson on Amazon click the button below.