How Long to Read Effed Up!

How Long Does it Take to Read Effed Up!?

It takes the average reader 4 hours to read Effed Up! by Russ Woody

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

He's a pretty good guy, Robert. Reasonably honest, compassionate, dependable-okay, maybe he's a little too sarcastic, but all in all, he's a decent human being. Which is exactly how his fucked-up family takes advantage of him, and why, since college, he's strived to avoid them. With the surprising death of his father, however, he finds himself being drawn back into the horrifying familial abyss. At its core is Robert's mother Helen: she's the glue that binds them-or rather, the sucking tar pit that entraps them? After her husband's death, Helen embraces the role of "martyred widow" with the fervor of Mary Todd Lincoln. Robert's older sister is Darlene-a born-again Christian with a successful husband, two perfect children and an addiction to alcohol, pills and extramarital sex. She believes Robert judges her, and she resents him deeply for it. His brother Lenny, on the other hand, resents Robert because he has a steady income. Ten years Robert's senior, Lenny is still trying to live out the rock 'n' roll dream with his dying band, Pink Lloyd. Plagued by an enormous lack of talent, thinning hair and a hanging gut, at 45, Lenny is wildly bitter about life. Though his mother is vastly unimpressed with Robert and uncertain what he does exactly for a living, she's smart enough to realize that he is her only reliable offspring. And she works his sense of humanity like a maestro. To Robert's perennial chagrin, his mother adores his older brother Lenny, while she remains blithely unaware that he's a colossal failure. At the same time, she casually lobs damaging asides at her emotionally teetering daughter with the abandon of a troubled kid plucking wings off a fly. But, when all is said and done, Robert knows that beneath the darkness of his mother's disparaging and stinging remarks... well, there's a darker side. Things begin to change for Robert when he meets Amy, the beautiful sister of his gay, overweight, paraplegic neighbor. Amy is an astonishingly independent woman who captures his heart, and makes him realize that he doesn't have to remain the victim of a destructive family. Meanwhile, Robert's getting to know and care about his sister's 10-year-old son Danny. During which, he sees that Danny's childhood is similar to his own-that Robert's sister is another version of his mother. These revelations-in the midst of his family's jaw-dropping acts of selfishness-lead Robert to make the most crucial decision of his life. ------ "Wickedly funny, tragic and warm... all at once. For those looking for a definition of 'family'." Richard Dresser Playwright "This is a real modern family. Russ Woody is hilarious, insightful, and hilariously insightful." Dave Ihlenfeld Author of "Dog Days" "A darkly funny and meaningful book about a family in distress. If these characters are based on Mr. Woody's real family, I not only respect him, I fear him." Ted Danson Actor

How long is Effed Up!?

Effed Up! by Russ Woody is 240 pages long, and a total of 60,000 words.

This makes it 81% the length of the average book. It also has 73% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Effed Up! Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 27 minutes to read Effed Up! aloud.

What Reading Level is Effed Up!?

Effed Up! is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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