How Long to Read Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
By Carlton Mellick III
How Long Does it Take to Read Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes?
It takes the average reader 2 hours and 2 minutes to read Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes by Carlton Mellick III
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Description
Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous face explosions. Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call "Spiderweb." Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world. But there's a problem. Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her whole fucking...
How long is Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes?
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes by Carlton Mellick III is 122 pages long, and a total of 30,744 words.
This makes it 41% the length of the average book. It also has 38% more words than the average book.
How Long Does it Take to Read Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes Aloud?
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 48 minutes to read Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes aloud.
What Reading Level is Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes?
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
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