How Long to Read Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks

How Long Does it Take to Read Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 17 minutes to read Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks by Phil Torcivia

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A parody. When old fart blogger Mormon Silver goes to interview young entrepreneur Bea Plastique, he encounters a woman who is stunning, smart, and scary. The unsophisticated, horny Silver is startled to realize he wants this woman (from behind, mostly) and, despite her mysterious love of ice hockey, finds he is desperate to get close to her (and honk her boobies). Unable to resist Silver's oral skills, silver chin fur, and argyle socks, Plastique admits she wants him, too-but on her own terms. Stunned yet delighted by Plastique's kinkiness, Silver hesitates. For all of her success-her multinational assortment of lubricants, her gay assistant, her condo on a high floor (I mean, really high-you're almost above the clouds, for Christ's sake)-Plastique is a woman haunted by her past and consumed by the need to have hockey-related sex. When the couple embarks on a bold, twisted physical affair, Mormon discovers Bea Plastique's secrets (including a naughty uncle) and explores his own icky, sticky desires.Silly, sexy, and deeply disturbing, Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks is a tale that will make you horny, tickle you, and give you some great ideas to try on an unsuspecting lover.

How long is Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks?

Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks by Phil Torcivia is 76 pages long, and a total of 19,456 words.

This makes it 26% the length of the average book. It also has 24% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 46 minutes to read Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks aloud.

What Reading Level is Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks?

Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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