How Long to Read Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple

How Long Does it Take to Read Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 30 minutes to read Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple by Cary Smith

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Read me...Read me...Read me and be hypnotized by me. Let your intellectual nipple be open and free so I may tickle it. You may ask yourself in reading this, “Where exactly is my intellectual nipple?” Then you may say to yourself, “Well, if I don't know where my intellectual nipple is then I guess I'm not very intellectual,” and you would be right, you aren't. But the intellectual nipple is quite elusive and ironic, and it is just that last thought that may help you to discover your intellectual nipple. Cary Smith will take you on a ride down his life and mind (and it won't be as creepy as it sounds). Along the way you may giggle, you may hate, you may love, and most likely in the amount of time it will take you to read this book, you will fart...this book does not consider itself prestigious or boring enough to deny that fact. Cary Smith will guide you along the way to possibly having your intellectual nipple tickled. Brad Cruise will uninvitingly add stuff to the text and make corrections as a special guest corrector. And most importantly, your intellectual nipple will be tickled, maybe? And according to Brad Cruise, the key to finding out where your intellectual nipple is is to realize that Cary Smith is poop and a writer not worthy of the very worthy literary world which sometimes makes people very sleepy. Once you have this realization your intellectual nipple will bask in tickling pleasure. (That is, if you consider tickling to be pleasurable, because many people don't, and, in fact, many find it torturous.) Just a warning from this summary: if you do find out where your intellectual nipple is (as everyone's intellectual nipple is not in the same place), it is recommended that you not tickle it too much unless you've had a few cocktails. If you just read this summary and said, “What in the hell?” then you are on your way to a discovery of the elusive intellectual nipple. This summary has exhausted itself and is tired of saying, “The elusive intellectual nipple.” Please enjoy The Book, hate it very, very much, or go somewhere in the middle with your opinion of it.

How long is Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple?

Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple by Cary Smith is 270 pages long, and a total of 67,500 words.

This makes it 91% the length of the average book. It also has 82% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 8 minutes to read Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple aloud.

What Reading Level is Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple?

Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple?

Four Corners Or a Book That Will Tickle Your Intellectual Nipple by Cary Smith is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

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