How Long to Read Gleefully Macabre Tales

How Long Does it Take to Read Gleefully Macabre Tales?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 40 minutes to read Gleefully Macabre Tales by Jeff Strand

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Cemetery Dance Magazine says that "No author working today comes close to Jeff Strand's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." Gleefully Macabre Tales compiles 33 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you. This collection includes tales from his three chapbooks (Two Fisted Nuts, Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic, and Funny Stories of Scary Sex) and numerous other stories both popular and obscure, including "Really, Really Ferocious" (the one with the wiener dog), "High Stakes" (the one with the slot machine), "Roasting Weenies by Hellfire" (the one with Satan), "The Bad Candy House" (the one with a very unpleasant old man at Halloween) and "The Socket" (the one with the eyeball socket). And, as a special demented bonus, the paperback edition includes the novella Disposal. It also includes two of his entries in the World Horror Convention gross-out contest. But you don't want to read them. So if you're looking to laugh, gasp, gag, or do all three at the same time, making sort of a weird sound that hurts your lungs and elicits odd glances from nearby pedestrians, don't miss Gleefully Macabre Tales!

How long is Gleefully Macabre Tales?

Gleefully Macabre Tales by Jeff Strand is 280 pages long, and a total of 70,000 words.

This makes it 94% the length of the average book. It also has 86% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Gleefully Macabre Tales Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 22 minutes to read Gleefully Macabre Tales aloud.

What Reading Level is Gleefully Macabre Tales?

Gleefully Macabre Tales is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Gleefully Macabre Tales?

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