It takes the average reader 12 hours and 35 minutes to read Help! I'm Being Held a Prisoner in a Ransom Note Factory! by Ron Pataky
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
If nothing else, its very title, HELP! I'M BEING HELD A PRISONER IN A RANSOM NOTE FACTORY, at least provides the reader with a hint of the raucous, unbridled insanity held captive within the book's boldly restraining covers. If this was indeed your conclusion on first seeing the title, congratulations on the acumen, acuity, and sheer keenness of your sharp and clever perceptivity! And should - finally -- you discover that you actually enjoy Ron Pataky's contribution to the species, you will have the satisfaction of knowing you are in distinguished company! William F. Buckley, Jr. had nothing but good words concerning Ron's offerings, as did both comedienne Phyllis Diller and the late Milton Berle. All were in agreement that folks who enjoy a good laugh undoubtedly will enjoy this writer's uniquely special way with thoughts, words, and phrases.
Help! I'm Being Held a Prisoner in a Ransom Note Factory! by Ron Pataky is 744 pages long, and a total of 188,976 words.
This makes it 251% the length of the average book. It also has 231% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 17 hours and 12 minutes to read Help! I'm Being Held a Prisoner in a Ransom Note Factory! aloud.
Help! I'm Being Held a Prisoner in a Ransom Note Factory! is suitable for students ages 12 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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