How Long to Read How to Be a Miserable Failure

How Long Does it Take to Read How to Be a Miserable Failure?

It takes the average reader 10 hours and 40 minutes to read How to Be a Miserable Failure by Steven D Snyder

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

If you're someone who yearns to NOT "get ahead," NOT "grow as a person," and NOT "stay out of prison," then this book is for you! Contained within these shitty pages is a step-by-step guide for completely and utterly destroying your own life. By choosing to study and faithfully follow the methods outlined within this text, you are essentially discontinuing any pursuit of traditional "achievement." This powerful information will teach you how to win... but to "win" at losing. Since you've chosen to read this awful book, you have opted to become the best, at being the worst! Your victories will now come in the form of low credit scores, broken relationships, multiple arrests, helpless addictions, and MANY missed child support payments! Upon completing this book, you will feel the magnificence of being fully miserable! You will experience the freedom that comes with constant failure! Follow the guidelines in the coming pages exactly, and with the appropriate lack of effort, poor decision-making, psychotic behavior, and a little bit of bad luck, you will become what is known as a "Miserable Failure."

How long is How to Be a Miserable Failure?

How to Be a Miserable Failure by Steven D Snyder is 640 pages long, and a total of 160,000 words.

This makes it 216% the length of the average book. It also has 196% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read How to Be a Miserable Failure Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 14 hours and 34 minutes to read How to Be a Miserable Failure aloud.

What Reading Level is How to Be a Miserable Failure?

How to Be a Miserable Failure is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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Where Can I Buy How to Be a Miserable Failure?

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