How Long to Read How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex

How Long Does it Take to Read How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 39 minutes to read How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex by Frank Larkin

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Do you have a dog? Have you had sex? Then please, for the love of dog, check your best friend for signs of DOOFUS (Dogs Oversensitive to Owners Fu*king Unabashedly Syndrome). Does Buddy look at you in that “I could use another treat” way? Does Princess only sit reluctantly, on the third or fourth command? Does Bailey still chase his tail before crapping? If you answered yes, no, sometimes or “what the fu*k business is it of yours?” to any of these critical criteria, then I hate to break it to you, but your beloved dog has DOOFUS, a debilitating, godawful syndrome and it’s all because you had sex within eye or earshot of your best friend. Thank god there’s a top-secret cure. Heat & Stir, that same couple who brought you Total Mindfu*k, a Fast and Filthy Guide to Sexual Roleplaying,now delivers a patented process tailored to relieve your cherished best friend from the ravages of DOOFUS. Combining proven animal behavioral science, bleeding edge dog psychology and that scintillating, top-secret cure, Heat & Stir will teach you to inoculate your stricken dogs from further suffering. It’s complicated and sciencey, and probably makes no fu*king sense whatsoever, but like all Heat & Stir creations, it’s passionate, funny, fast-paced and sexually-supercharged.

How long is How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex?

How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex by Frank Larkin is 156 pages long, and a total of 39,936 words.

This makes it 53% the length of the average book. It also has 49% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 38 minutes to read How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex aloud.

What Reading Level is How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex?

How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy How To Talk To Your Dog About Sex?

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