How Long to Read I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck

How Long Does it Take to Read I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 46 minutes to read I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck by Brian Thacker

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

The author of Rule Number 5: No Sex on the Bus is on the road again, only this time he has Harry, his 73 year old, meat-and-three-veg loving dad in tow. On a two month odyssey they geographically retrace Harry's life, and in the process Brian Thacker finally gets to really know his father and maybe even get him to eat some of that foreign muck'. One of the drawbacks of writing funny, irreverent and - worse yet - honest travel books is that you can't stop your parents from reading them. Because once they have they forever have the upper hand when it comes to knowing about all those insane overseas adventures you'd really rather they didn't. In a fearsomely foolish display of pro-activity Brian Thacker decided the only way to get his own back, and finally uncover the truth about his dad's mysterious early life, was to scam a couple of business class flights and drag 73-year-old Harry Thacker off the couch and half way across the planet to such far-flung and exotic locations as Gibraltar, Sri Lanka, Malta, Singapore and - not forgetting that haven of the international jet set -Butlin's Holiday Camp at Mine Head, in an attempt to retrace his Dad's history Along the way Brian's hoping to finally figure out just how Harry lost those two fingers on his right hand, not to mention where he picked up such an inexhaustible supply of truly awful jokes. Which is all fine with Harry, just so long as Brian's paying and Harry doesn't have to eat any of that bloody foreign muck.

How long is I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck?

I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck by Brian Thacker is 337 pages long, and a total of 86,609 words.

This makes it 114% the length of the average book. It also has 106% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 53 minutes to read I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck aloud.

What Reading Level is I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck?

I'm Not Eating Any Of That Foreign Muck is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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