How Long to Read I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

How Long Does it Take to Read I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 38 minutes to read I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It by Rita Rudner

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

I bought a new wrinkle cream. If you use it once a day, you look younger in a month. Twice a day, you look younger in two weeks. I ate it. As the years go by, and the decades begin to pile up, people will do just about anything to reverse the signs of aging: LASIK surgery, industrial-strength hair dye, seven consecutive forty-ninth birthday parties. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she turned fifty, she couldn’t even bear to say the word. In I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It, Rudner writes with humor and candor about all of the small indignities and everyday absurdities that have become standard fare. From the perils of catalog-ordering addiction to the challenges of keeping up with the latest in electronics, lingerie, and reality television to the joys and worries of being an older mother to the long search for the perfect retirement house, Rita covers it all. So put on your bifocals and power up your sense of humor! Just don’t blame Rita when your laugh lines get visibly deeper. Refreshingly honest and undeniably hilarious, I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It is a laugh-out-loud look at the wonders and the surprises of life on the dark side of fifty.

How long is I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It?

I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It by Rita Rudner is 274 pages long, and a total of 69,596 words.

This makes it 92% the length of the average book. It also has 85% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 20 minutes to read I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It aloud.

What Reading Level is I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It?

I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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