How Long to Read If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll

By Mary McHugh

How Long Does it Take to Read If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 38 minutes to read If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll by Mary McHugh

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

With this delightful, tongue-in-cheek guide for men who can win a case before the Supreme Court or run a conglomerate but can’t find the butter, Ms. McHugh provides a step-by-step guide for making breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, finding the clothes hamper and doing the laundry, along with an assortment of other domestic necessities. She continues with wise advice for men whose wives are pregnant—“How to Live with a Pregnant Wife Without Complaining about Anything While Making Her Feel Sexy and Desirable At All Times”, tells them how to go without sleep for three months after the baby is born, and finishes up with “How to Watch Football and the Baby at the Same Time.” A chapter on taking care of three small boys while staying sane should be on every young father’s emergency list for times when his wife is out of town on business or visiting her mother in Iowa. And finally, instructions on answering a ringing telephone, folding shirts for a business trip and finding his wallet, keys, glasses, socks and underwear are absolute must-reads for every man who thinks some invisible being does all those things. Aimed at busy women of all ages, this book will also make grown men laugh and might even be useful when they run out of underwear.

How long is If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll?

If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll by Mary McHugh is 96 pages long, and a total of 24,576 words.

This makes it 32% the length of the average book. It also has 30% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 14 minutes to read If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll aloud.

What Reading Level is If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll?

If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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