How Long to Read If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page

How Long Does it Take to Read If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 26 minutes to read If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page by David Alan Cohen

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A humorous and engaging account of the bored and dysfunctional very rich who subscribe to this lifestyle and the obvious pitfalls that ensue, as shared by the author, who has been an employee and confidant to these participants for decades. The flies, floats, and flirts lifestyle of Harp, who prefers to rent women with his famous tagline of how much, how long, and when do we get started, is compared to that of Herschel, a wealthy industrialist from the Great White North. They fly their own seaplanes, are married, with children and grandchildren, and addicted to male erectile dysfunction medicine. Herschel enjoys companionship, be it for a week or a month, introducing these women as the girlfriend, much to the chagrin of his suspicious wife, Sadie, who knows he is doing this but cant prove it. Harp cuts to the chase for sex, while Herschel entertains the women in his fleet of aircraft, hoping to score with the multi-mile-high club in his jet and savor a victory at sea in the seaplane. His family fears for their inheritance with each new girlfriend he acquires. The author has worked for other wealthy males who fly their own aircraft but can only flirt with women. Acting as tough alpha males within their own peer group, they are spineless at the thought of losing their fortunes should they ever get caught. Insanely jealous of Harp and Herschel, they lavish exorbitant sums of money on their aircraft and boats, which have become their mistresses.

How long is If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page?

If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page by David Alan Cohen is 258 pages long, and a total of 66,564 words.

This makes it 87% the length of the average book. It also has 81% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 3 minutes to read If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page aloud.

What Reading Level is If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page?

If It Flies, Floats, or Flirts...Turn the Page is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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