How Long to Read Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses

By Ron Koertge

How Long Does it Take to Read Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses?

It takes the average reader to read Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses by Ron Koertge

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Description

Writing in free verse honed to a wicked edge, the incomparable Ron Koertge brings dark and contemporary humor to twenty iconic fairy tales. Once upon a time, there was a strung-out match girl who sold CDs to stoners. Twelve impetuous sisters escaped King Daddy’s clutches to jiggle and cavort and wear out their shoes. A fickle Thumbelina searched for a tiny husband, leaving bodies in her wake. And Little Red Riding Hood confessed that she kind of wanted to know what it’s like to be swallowed whole. From bloodied and blinded stepsisters (they were duped) to a chopped-off finger flying into a heroine’s cleavage, this is fairy tale world turned upside down. Ron Koertge knows what really happened to all those wolves and maidens, ogres and orphans, kings and piglets, and he knows about the Ever After. So come closer — he wants to whisper in your ear.

How long is Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses?

Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses by Ron Koertge is 0 pages long, and a total of 0 words.

This makes it 0% the length of the average book. It also has 0% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses aloud.

What Reading Level is Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses?

Lies, Knives, and Girls in Red Dresses is suitable for students ages 2 and up.

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