How Long to Read Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To

How Long Does it Take to Read Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 7 minutes to read Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To by Dorothy Parker

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

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From the introductory to Men I'm Not Married To By Dorothy Parker: No matter where my route may lie, No matter whither I repair, In brief -- no matter how or why Or when I go, the boys are there. On lane and byways, street and square, On alley, path and avenue, They seem to spring up everywhere-- The men I am not married to. I watch them as they pass me by; At each in wonderment I stare, And, "but for heaven's grace," I cry, "There goes the guy whose name I'd ear!" They represent no species rare, They walk and talk as others do; They're fair to see -- but only fair-- The men I am not married to. I'm sure that to a mother's eye Is each potentially a bear. But though at home they rank ace-high, No change of heart could I declare. Yet worry silvers not their hair; They deck them not with sprigs of rue. It's curious how they do not care-- The men I am not married to. L'Envoi In fact, if they'd a chance to share Their lot with me, a lifetime through, They'd doubtless tender me the air -- The men I am not married to. From the introductory to Women I'm Not Married To By Franklin P. Adams: "Whene'er I take my walks" -- you know The rest -- "abroad," I always meet Elaine or Maude or Anne or Flo, Belinda, Blanche, or Marguerite; And Melancholy, bittersweet, Sets seal upon me when I view -- Coldly, and from a judgment seat -- The women I'm not married to. Not mine the sighs for Long Ago; Not mine to mourn the obsolete; With Burns and Shelley, Keats and Poe I have no yearning to compete. No Dead Sea pickled pears I eat; I never touch a drop of rue; I toast, and drink my pleasure neat, The women I'm not married to! Fate with her celebrated blow Frequently knocks me off my feet; And Life her dice box chucks a throw That usually has me beat. Yet although Love has tried to treat Me rough, award the kid his due. Look at the list, though incomplete: The women I'm not married to. L'Envoi My dears whom gracefully I greet, Gaze at these lucky ladies who Are of -- to make this thing concrete -- The women I'm not married to.

How long is Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To?

Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To by Dorothy Parker is 66 pages long, and a total of 16,896 words.

This makes it 22% the length of the average book. It also has 21% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 32 minutes to read Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To aloud.

What Reading Level is Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To?

Men I'm Not Married to - Women I'm Not Married To is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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