It takes the average reader and 36 minutes to read Merry Kissmus, Lincoln! by E. B. Fletcher
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Merry Kissmus, Lincoln! is the second book in the "Lincoln McCarthy" series featuring a laberdoodle lawyer who helps solve problems for friends, clients and children. Lincoln's niece, Autumn, loves "Kissmus" and when Lincoln asks her to tell him about the birth of Jesus, Autumn's version sends Lincoln reeling. Autumn thinks the shepherds found out about Jesus' birth via WiFi and took Ubers to Bethlehem while the angels (God's "paper towels") clean up messes people make on Earth. Lincoln finally hauls Autumn onto his lap and reads to her from the Book of Luke setting her straight about the Christ child's birth. This story demonstrates how little children make sense of new information while broadening their vocabularies with limited background knowledge which can sometimes lead to misconceptions. Children and adults will both be enlightened by this fun Christmas story. "Merry Kissmus, Lincoln! provides a unique approach to the story of Christmas through the eyes of a modern and inquisitive child/pup." - Reverend Samantha Vincent-Alexander, Episcopal Minister; Hampton, VA. "Merry Kissmus, Lincoln! is a pleasure. The characters in E.B. Fletcher's story bring the excitement of a child, and the wisdom of the years, into a mix that enables us to experience the joy of Christmas. Fletcher connects the world of Ubers and Cheese-etts with Luke's account of the birth of Christ in a way that will bless and benefit readers of all ages." - Reverend William Gipe, Presbyterian Minister; Charlotte, NC. "What a fun way to build curiosity and wonder into a child's life who really wants to know the authentic Christmas Story. A pleasurable read for adults, too."- Dr. Allen Kemp, retired Presbyterian Pastor and international leadership trainer; Hampton, VA. "In Merry Kissmus, Lincoln!, I loved how Autumn talked. Lincoln was funny, too." - Cameron Robert, Age 9; Denver, CO. "Reading this was such an adventure! I adored the lesson, characters, and am looking forward to another adventure with Lincoln McCarthy!" - Charlotte Robert, Age 11, Denver, CO
Merry Kissmus, Lincoln! by E. B. Fletcher is 36 pages long, and a total of 9,216 words.
This makes it 12% the length of the average book. It also has 11% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes and 50 minutes to read Merry Kissmus, Lincoln! aloud.
Merry Kissmus, Lincoln! is suitable for students ages 8 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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