How Long to Read My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic.

How Long Does it Take to Read My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic.?

It takes the average reader 10 hours and 41 minutes to read My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic. by Joseph Anthony Alizio, Jr.

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

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PATHETIC. FREE RIDE. NIGGA."JUST SIT THEREON YOUR 911 SPEED DIALFOR YOUR WELFARE CHECKS."and..."JOEY JUST SITS UP THEREIN HIS WINDOW WRITING.JOEY IS FAR TOO TOUGH FOR ANY OF YOU.JOEY IS ONE REAL LIVE FUCKING PERSON."YES. JOEY FUCKS WITH NOT ONE PERSON.YES.I AM GOING TO GRAB HIMand I AM GOING TO START BEATING HIM..."TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU 'NEED' ME TO DOYOU INSTIGATING LITTLE FUCKING NIGGAAAAAAA!"YOU NEEDED THIS...WELL OKAY THEN...YOU JUST GOT IT."NO. JOEY WAS UPIN HIS WINDOW FOR THE ENTIRE TIME.HE HAS BEEN WRITING I GUESS SO YES."YES.THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS...WHEN A LITTLE HEROIN JUNKIE(TWO FAYYGOTTS HOLDING HANDS)KEEPS PROMISING TO YOU..."OH YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAYEVEN ONE DIME. REMEMBER?JOEY WILL BE DEADIN JUST ONE MORE MINUTE NOW."YES. THE PHONE HANGS UP.JUNKIES FEEL ALL GOOD INSIDE.FOR ABOUT ONE MORE MINUTE NOW...Paused. YES.I Just Got Another Crank CallFrom YourExtremely Corrupt George W. Bush."Yes Again Today."(Pick Any Other Fucking Day)I HAVE NO NEED TO WORRYABOUT YOUR FAKE ISIS STORY LINES.ISIS. = GEORGEY ILLITERATEJUST SIMPLY MAKINGTERORISTS UP YET ONCE AGAIN."GEORGEY YOU ARE THE FUCKING TERRORIST!"ISIS. = MAYBE SOMETHING TO DO WITH MIAMI.and THEN THEY GOT "ICE" WRONG..."MIAMI VICE. ICE. YOU ILLITERATES."THAT WAS THEIR COCAINE DRUG TASK FORCE...and NOT A NEW SMOKEABLE DRUG.”> YOU FUCKING LOSER IDIOTS.YES.THIS IS..."ALL OF THE CHILDREN ARE ABUSED" WEEKHERE ON FACEBOOK APPARENTLY.I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS.YOU FUCKING LOSERS."ESSENTIALLY THESE ARE THREATSGOING O U T . AGAINST THE PUBLICand YET YOU STILL DO NOT EVEN REALIZE THIS."RE: YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LIVE IN FEAR.YOU WILL ALWAYS BE HARMED.ALA GEORGEY W. BUSH HEROIN JUNKIE.Paused. YES.My Response Is This..."Banana Trees Are Not FRUIT TREES?Well Okay. Maybe They Are SuaveBody Wash and Shampoo Trees Then."RE: SOME FUCKING IDIOT KNOWS EVERYTHING AGAIN.Paused. YES.She "Busts" (Breaks) Car Windows.andYOU RUN HILL-BILLY ALL DAY LONG."ILLITERACY. JUST FUCKING KILL IT."RE: ANOTHER FAKE FUCKING STORY."WOMAN BUSTS CAR WINDOWTO SAVE BIG HUGE GIANT PENIS DONKEYSTUCK TRAPPED ALL UP and IN HER ASS HOLE."Paused. Continued On. YES.This Information Has Just Been Released...YOUR GEORGEY W. BUSHTERRORIST ORGANIZATION...CLAIMS TO HAVE A VIDEO...OF ALL OF YOU TEARING UP THE CHECKTHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENT OFFTO PAY MY CHASE AUTO LOAN..."JOSEPH'S2010 TOYOTA CAMRY LEPAY-OFF AGREEMENT""...YES OVER $4,150 DOLLARSTHAT IS DULY LEGALLY OWED."RE: I SIMPLY WROTETHAT I HAD SEEN "THE CHECK"NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS.THIS WAS PART OF MY STORY.YES. AS A WRITER.and YOU JEALOUS NIGGASWENT FULL GEORGE W. BUSH TERRORISTAGAINST ME AGAIN."WE TORE HIS CHECK UPFOR THE VIDEO and FOR THE CAMERAS."YES.I MADE MY PHONE CALL.TO MY DAD THOUGH."TALK YOUR EARS OFF...and THEN I AM BACK ON MY WAY...."LOL.SEPTEMBER 22 - 2014.TODAYS IS FUNNY MONDAY.FUNNY. = I BET THAT YOU THINKTHAT THIS IS FUNNY BITCH.SO WHERE IN THE FUCKIS MY MONEEEEEEEEEEY BITCH!?LOL.YES "FUNNY MONDAY!"NOT TO BE CONFUSED............WITH "FUNNY MONEY."Paused. YES.MY BROKE ASS MOTHER...MY "MA"YES.THEY HAD TO COME and REPOSESSTHE LITTLE SHED O U T .BACK ON THE LAWN...ME: "BITCH COULDN'T MAKE THE PAYMENTS."ONE SAD MOMENT IN HISTORY.$23.00 DOLLARS PER MONTH.THEY BACKED RIGHT ON UPand THEYTOOK OUR CUTE LITTLE SHED AWAY."RIGHT OVER THE CESSPOOL WASNT IT MA?"I ALWAYS INSTIGATE AT HER..."YES. WE BE SOME BROKE-ASS NIGGASDOWN HEREIN MY SOUTH PLYMOUTH MASSACHUSETTS."”> "I HAVE MY JOB...I SAY NONE OF THIS.I MAKE MORE MONEYTHAN THIS ENTIREFUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD RIGHT NOW."and NO.THAT ISNOT EVEN SAYING MUCH EITHER...REPEAT...NO.ME: "BITCH COULDN'T MAKE THE PAYMENTS."NO.MY "MA" IS SO FUCKING WELFARE BROKE...SHE IS FINANCINGLITTLE SHEDS O U T . IN THE BACK YARD NOW.""CRAZY KATHY" SARCASTIC IS WHAT SHE IS...YES. WELFARE. LOL.To Be Continued.

How long is My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic.?

My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic. by Joseph Anthony Alizio, Jr. is 626 pages long, and a total of 160,256 words.

This makes it 211% the length of the average book. It also has 196% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic. Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 14 hours and 35 minutes to read My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic. aloud.

What Reading Level is My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic.?

My Real Live St. Joseph's Magic. is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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