How Long to Read "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old"

By Dave Barry

How Long Does it Take to Read "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old"?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 2 minutes to read "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" by Dave Barry

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Dave Barry isn't just funny. His wit cuts right to the core of life's absurdities. In "My Teenage Son's Greatest Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, Dave shares his hopes, fears, and insights about his own stint as a father. "Most people make babies out to be very complicated, but the truth is they have only three moods: Mood One: Just about to cry. Mood Two: Crying. Mood Three: Just finished crying."

How long is "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old"?

"My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" by Dave Barry is 122 pages long, and a total of 30,744 words.

This makes it 41% the length of the average book. It also has 38% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 48 minutes to read "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" aloud.

What Reading Level is "My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old"?

"My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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