How Long to Read Naked Cave Wars

How Long Does it Take to Read Naked Cave Wars?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 30 minutes to read Naked Cave Wars by Monte Turner

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Teen LOVE can be really stupid. Prehistoric teen love is the worst. Here is how I see prehistoric teenage love. It stinks - literally. It causes smelly teenage girls to endlessly annoy innocent cave boys. My best friend, Ugga, invented it and then he broke it. His attempt to fix prehistoric teenage love caused the invention of monsters and caused a war. Only his fortuitous friendship with me saved the day. Oh, and I almost got eaten, like, a hundred times.My name is Monte and my life began a long, long time ago. Cave days. My friend, Ugga, invented inventing and other amazing ... and sometimes stupid stuff. When his love life with Stinky Stella hit the wall, he decided he had to take me on an idiotic journey into impossible and scary lands to find a relationship-saving gift. We got the gift. I should mention here that the adventure caused Ugga to be cursed and made us all sorts of big bad enemies. Which means we had to go on another journey putting even more of our pack of friends in danger. All for the sake of Ugga's love for the daughter of the local manure magnate. Time for me to save the day ... AGAIN! I was a heck of a friend, wasn't I?As I share my tales with you and my family like I did in "He Said Ugga She Said Grrr", you will meet dinosaurs, mammoths, saber cats, and man-eating chicken flamingos. And those are the "normal" neighbors. Spice things up with giant spitting bats a secret society of warrior moles and a talent, giant rose bush that hands out dangerous love hugs and things interesting. As Tolkien reshaped your understanding of Middle Earth with the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, my tales will reshape your understanding of prehistory. These tales from my long distant childhood can be funny, sad and exhilarating. Bring a big ice cold soda pop and a huge bag of Cheetos. Once you begin, you won't want to put it down.

How long is Naked Cave Wars?

Naked Cave Wars by Monte Turner is 270 pages long, and a total of 67,500 words.

This makes it 91% the length of the average book. It also has 82% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Naked Cave Wars Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 8 minutes to read Naked Cave Wars aloud.

What Reading Level is Naked Cave Wars?

Naked Cave Wars is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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