It takes the average reader 1 hour and 58 minutes to read Never Self-Publish a Book by Mark Hewitt
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
This collection of humorous short stories warns us of the pitfalls of self-publishing and the dangers of demonic powers. It discusses classic literary characters and new internet sensations. Silly, surreal, stupendous; this book has something for almost everyone... who likes that sort of thing. Mark Hewitt has long been a fan of off the wall, nonsensical humor and, together with former Bournemouth University class-mates David Ruddock and Simon Jay, has put together a collection of humorous stories. The book begins with a tongue in cheek tirade against self-publishing. The next tale discusses an oddly shaped crocodilian who's only opponents are a failed scientist and a bumbling bufoon. David Ruddock takes a completely different look at the Dracula story, and Simon Jay tells us all about the peculiar life of romantic horror writer, and paranormal experience experiencer, Serena Kindred Hunt. It's not going to change the world or win awards, but it is rather fun. Read it!
Never Self-Publish a Book by Mark Hewitt is 116 pages long, and a total of 29,696 words.
This makes it 39% the length of the average book. It also has 36% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 42 minutes to read Never Self-Publish a Book aloud.
Never Self-Publish a Book is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
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