How Long to Read Offed

How Long Does it Take to Read Offed?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 11 minutes to read Offed by Gary D Rhodes

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

While stuck in traffic, Birch considers just how far he has come in life, at least in between interruptions from his fan-boy limousine driver. He takes pride in the fact that the President of the United States has requested a one-on-one meeting with him. Amazing, really, to become the first serial killer ever received at the White House. "The underpinnings of this morality play will make you squirm because it strikes so close to home in our violent, celebrity-fuelled times." - Ashley Jude Collie, The Huffington Post "The whacked narrator of Gary D. Rhodes' Offed, a hard-boiled serial killer with a sure-fire method for finding fame, splatters the page with invectives against today's media-soaked landscape while going about his sinister business. You find yourself nodding at his rants in admiration until your conscience tracks you down and you realize that you, too, are a victim of Rhodes' killer prose." - Michael L. Shuman, The Mailer Review "Gary D. Rhodes' darkly absurd tale of a sociopathic serial killer being elevated to the status of a twenty-first century folk hero couldn't be more relevant during these hyper-strange times in which we all find ourselves. If Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho), Rex Miller (Slob), and Jerzy Kosinski (Being There) had all hooked up for a delightfully perverse ménage à trois, Offed might very well have been the unholy result." - Robert Guffey, author of Until the Last Dog Dies, Chameleo, Spies & Saucers, and Cryptoscatology

How long is Offed?

Offed by Gary D Rhodes is 246 pages long, and a total of 62,976 words.

This makes it 83% the length of the average book. It also has 77% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Offed Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 44 minutes to read Offed aloud.

What Reading Level is Offed?

Offed is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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