How Long to Read Santa's List

How Long Does it Take to Read Santa's List?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 33 minutes to read Santa's List by Stephen R. Sipila

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

After his elves unionize against him, Santa Claus doesn't know how he is going to make enough toys for all the children of the world before Christmas time. He soon finds a solution when he is offered the opportunity to join the Nazi party and set up his workshop at Auschwitz and make use of the slave labor there. But as Santa Claus witnesses the horrors and atrocities of Auschwitz he begins to realize his own prejudice and inhumanity and starts to question whether the patron Saint of children should be running a death camp. Santa is a violent, womanizing drunk and drug addict with severe sexual issues and a bad attitude who has grown cynical about the holidays. Once his elves leave him, with the exception of his one frequently abused dwarf, Marvin, he sets out working at Auschwitz only to then learn a lesson from a bunch of German children who have befriended some escaped Jews that will teach Santa Claus the true meaning of tolerance and Christmas joy. This is basically a dark morbid comedy about what Santa Claus would do if he were a brutal Nazi running a death camp. Not for the easily offended or disgusted.

How long is Santa's List?

Santa's List by Stephen R. Sipila is 152 pages long, and a total of 38,304 words.

This makes it 51% the length of the average book. It also has 47% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Santa's List Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 29 minutes to read Santa's List aloud.

What Reading Level is Santa's List?

Santa's List is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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