How Long to Read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts!

How Long Does it Take to Read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts!?

It takes the average reader and 44 minutes to read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts! by Joel Martin Kohn

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

This is the first volume of "Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid?" baby names jokes, puns, one-liners, double entendres, bon mots, amphibolies, silliness and comedy. This is a humor book of outrageous, unique baby boys names and baby girls names parents should never give their kids, and the comical reactions one might have to them. Written as a one-sided dialogue rhetorically questioning the over 300 bizarre names proposed by fictitious parents for their offspring. You'll groan, laugh, smirk, chortle, titter, guffaw, bust a gut, tickle your funny bone and wonder: How'd you get that name?! The author invites reader contributions. Send him your Seriously? jokes. The author's favorites will be cited with your name. Now get out there and call people names! This book makes a great gift for birthdays, showers, pregnancies, childbirths, anniversaries, holidays and every day! This book covers topics including humorous puns & jokes, one-liners, children's names, baby boys names, baby girls names, comedy nicknames, parenting, maternity, paternity, parenthood and so much more!

How long is Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts!?

Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts! by Joel Martin Kohn is 44 pages long, and a total of 11,176 words.

This makes it 15% the length of the average book. It also has 14% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts! Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 1 minute to read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts! aloud.

What Reading Level is Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts!?

Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts! is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts!?

Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Almondine? That's Nuts! by Joel Martin Kohn is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

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