How Long to Read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food?

How Long Does it Take to Read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food??

It takes the average reader and 57 minutes to read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food? by Joel Martin Kohn

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

This is the third volume of "Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid?" baby name punny one-liners. Names, monikers, shout-outs, whosits, whatsisnames and more. This is another book of hilarious, outrageous, unique baby boy names and baby girl names parents should never give their kids, and the comical reactions one might have to them. Written as a one-sided dialogue rhetorically questioning the over 300 bizarre names proposed by fictitious parents for their offspring. Jokes, puns, double entendres, bon mots, amphibolies and silliness galore. You'll groan, laugh, smirk, chortle, titter, guffaw, bust a gut, tickle your funny bone and wonder: How'd you get that name?! Includes reader submissions. The author invites reader contributions. Send him your Seriously? jokes. The best jokes will be cited with your name. Now go out there and call people names! Or get called one yourself! This book makes a great gift for birthdays, showers, pregnancies, childbirths, anniversaries, holidays and every day! This book covers topics including humorous puns & jokes, one-liners, children's names, baby boys names, baby girls names, comedy nicknames, parenting, maternity, paternity, parenthood and so much more!

How long is Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food??

Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food? by Joel Martin Kohn is 56 pages long, and a total of 14,336 words.

This makes it 19% the length of the average book. It also has 18% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food? Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 18 minutes to read Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food? aloud.

What Reading Level is Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food??

Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food? is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food??

Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid Shakespeare Dinner? Why Play With Food? by Joel Martin Kohn is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

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