It takes the average reader 1 hour and 51 minutes to read The Fool, the Scrooge, and the Slutty Elf on the Shelf by Christine Gray
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Craning my head back, I outstretch my arms on the back of the sofa. "So, where were you?" I asked her."Killing Justin," Monae nonchalantly answers, plopping in the space next to me. Frowning, I watch her kick off her heels. I know I must have a dumbfounded expression on my face. Suddenly, I chuckle. She must be clowning me. Yet, my laughter catches in my windpipe at the serious as a heart attack stare she gives me.This isn't right. Something's not right. All day long I've been fighting a yearning to consume Monae. If I could reduce her down to a powder, I would snort her. I want to screw her, taste her, and I don't just mean giving her a good rimming before burying my face in her warmth. If you haven't figured out, I messed up, again. I thought I stepped in it the last case when I popped up on a few people radars, but this right here, takes the fuckin cake. For the first time, in a long time, I'm at a lost. All I know is I'm not losing Monae. Yet, I don't want to answer the call of the unknown.- KeaganWhen a naked body is found along a dark stretch of highway, the gruesome case kicks off a chain of events that will push Keagan closer to the edge, and will awaken a darkness in Monae that will have Keagan rethinking his very existence.
The Fool, the Scrooge, and the Slutty Elf on the Shelf by Christine Gray is 108 pages long, and a total of 27,864 words.
This makes it 36% the length of the average book. It also has 34% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 32 minutes to read The Fool, the Scrooge, and the Slutty Elf on the Shelf aloud.
The Fool, the Scrooge, and the Slutty Elf on the Shelf is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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