How Long to Read The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse

How Long Does it Take to Read The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 5 minutes to read The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse by Patrick Winstanley

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Packed full of funny Christmas poems, parodies and nonsense verse by contemporary UK poets Max Scratchmann, Paul Curtis and Patrick Winstanley, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse distills the true spirit of Christmas - comic, misanthropic, dyspeptic, or sometimes just sick. The collection is presented chronologically, taking the reader in seven easy leaps from the eager anticipation of Christmas, through the fun and festivities, to the bitter aftertaste. Meet Pip, the ineffably jolly penguin who gets on everyone's tits, revel in the feminist retelling of the story of The Three Wise Men and discover the feminine hygiene product set to be a Christmas sensation. Oddly compelling and compellingly odd, you'll enjoy a roller coaster ride through the festive peaks - drinking, feasting and flirtation - and troughs - hangovers, religion and relations - in an anthology overflowing with Christmas good cheer. Perfect as a present for a hard to please relative (any relative!), a secret Santa gift for a colleague, or a small indulgence for oneself, The Peculiar Poetry Collection of Funny Christmas Verse is ribald, riotous and on occasion very rude.

How long is The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse?

The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse by Patrick Winstanley is 64 pages long, and a total of 16,256 words.

This makes it 22% the length of the average book. It also has 20% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 28 minutes to read The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse aloud.

What Reading Level is The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse?

The Peculiar Poetry Book of Funny Christmas Verse is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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