How Long to Read The Pood

How Long Does it Take to Read The Pood?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 14 minutes to read The Pood by David M

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

The Pood: Michigan's Inferno is far from a divine comedy, but it does feature an adorable supernatural fire-belching poodle that has escaped Beelzebub's gauche claws. Hell-Michigan-bent is The Pood on killing its former master and best friend, the sleepy hamlet's insipid mayor, and anyone or anything that gets in the way of the orange-eyed ragamuffin is bound to meet a grisly end. But can Beelzebub in bad conscience (in what passes for the conscience of a dissolute devil who pops anti-depressant pills and lingers in front of cnn.com on his home computer) allow his little terror to run amok on Earth to annihilate whatever strikes its fancy? If he had his way, of course he could -- and at that point our story might have ended in an epic military disaster, like most absurd modern endeavors. But he doesn't have his way. Flo Jellem, mistress of mayonnaise and professor emeritus of home economics at Chester Alan Arthur Junior High School, a grandmotherly bitch on wheels who died a horrible death at the claws and fiery breath of The Pood, arrives in the devil's own den to kick ass and take names. With proddings (beatings) by Flo, Bubb is compelled to muster the courage to visit the real Hell -- the one upstairs -- in defense of the earth. Mission: snatch back the renegade Pood before disaster engulfs the world.

How long is The Pood?

The Pood by David M is 252 pages long, and a total of 63,504 words.

This makes it 85% the length of the average book. It also has 78% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Pood Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 47 minutes to read The Pood aloud.

What Reading Level is The Pood?

The Pood is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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