How Long to Read This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High...

How Long Does it Take to Read This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High...?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 20 minutes to read This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High... by Red Focks

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

This is a book about drugs. I'd first like to quickly nip the alcohol bud. Yes, booze are indeed drugs. Alcoholics are drug addicts. As a matter of fact, sans only possibly heroin or its pharmaceutical equivalents, alcohol is the most physically addictive drug on the planet. You might say "but Alien Buddha, you don't get high off alcohol". Well, you've clearly never gotten wine drunk. Have you ever drunk an entire bladder of wine? If you had you would know that the sensation is much closer to being high on marijuana than that of a night of binge drinking whisky or beer. Then there's absinth, which literally makes you hallucinate. Booze are drugs. That doesn't mean Jesus hates you for having that glass of sherry at the company christmas party last year; it just means you tried drugs once. The point of this book is not to glorify drugs, that is just a coincidence. Drugs can be pretty glorious without outside help. They can spark art, and laughter, and ingenious ideas that forever change life as we know it; but they can also spark emptiness, and misery, and a level of self-loathing that will send the strongest of people into the filthiest of gutters in no time.This anthology features writers who will share their unfiltered takes on that devious tango we call 'getting high'. Through the good, the bad, and the ugly; ".... ... .... ... ..... ...... ... .. ...." is meant to serve multiple agendas. If you are on drugs, and not having fun, it is time to stop. Maybe there's a chapter that can help you seek rehabilitation. If you like to have a good book to read while you smoke meth and masturbate in a flee-ridden motel, maybe there is a chapter for that too. If you run out of blunt wraps and want to roll a joint with the pages of this book... well, this isn't the right kind of paper. Seriously, that shit will run like Usain Bolt. Use pages from the bible to roll your joints, that material works splendidly.Whether you're reading this on the toilet with your morning cup of covfefe (also a drug), with your Christian-Conservative book club somewhere in Utah, or sitting in a prison somewhere for a non-violent getting-high-crime; Turn out, Tune up, Drop in, and enjoy.

How long is This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High...?

This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High... by Red Focks is 140 pages long, and a total of 35,000 words.

This makes it 47% the length of the average book. It also has 43% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High... Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 11 minutes to read This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High... aloud.

What Reading Level is This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High...?

This One Time the Alien Buddha Got So High... is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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