How Long to Read Toothpaste for Dinner

By Drew

How Long Does it Take to Read Toothpaste for Dinner?

It takes the average reader 6 hours and 9 minutes to read Toothpaste for Dinner by Drew

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Hi, I'm Drew. Welcome to my book. The hidden sub-sub-title is "Drawings I made while I was supposed to be working." These cartoons are drawn just as poorly as the ones in The New Yorker, except they are actually hilarious. I drew these cartoons while hiding in an empty cubicle in a giant beige building in the middle of a giant beige office park. See, you and I are like soldiers fighting on the battlefield of boring, since I am sure you have some sort of job too. This book is small enough to hide in your briefcase or pocket. I will award you the beige heart, the official office-slacker badge of bravery. So, just go buy the book. Give a lopsided head dude something to eat. For the price of six fancy cups of coffee, you can make a difference. Do it today.

How long is Toothpaste for Dinner?

Toothpaste for Dinner by Drew is 358 pages long, and a total of 92,364 words.

This makes it 121% the length of the average book. It also has 113% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Toothpaste for Dinner Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 8 hours and 24 minutes to read Toothpaste for Dinner aloud.

What Reading Level is Toothpaste for Dinner?

Toothpaste for Dinner is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Toothpaste for Dinner?

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