How Long to Read Train Wreck

How Long Does it Take to Read Train Wreck?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 20 minutes to read Train Wreck by Elizabeth F. Simons

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Enjoy the series hollywood scouts describe as "Tarantino directs Dumb and Dumber."Max and Luie, two dumb but devoted best friends, find themselves in a fist fight with a pair of kung-fu ninja midgets. The chase that follows leads them through a swamp, aboard a train, and through a series of events you will have to read to believe. From Chapter One:So there I was, sitting on a bus picking my nose with one hand and scratching my balls with the other, staring out the window at a patch of the ugliest country on God's own earth. Once, it had been some kind of paradise with rolling hills and green trees and probably unicorns shi**ing rainbows on the heads of happy little bunnies. Now it was just a scabby patchwork of shotgun shacks, overgrown fields, and blasted quarries full of nasty water. I was nursing a hangover and trying my hardest not to think about midgets having sex.It wasn't my fault. Well, the hangover was a little bit my fault, but the midget sex thing I could only blame on the couple across the aisle. Both little people, one a chubby blonde in a white party dress that almost covered her ass, the other a guy in a yellow polyester three-piece suit. He'd had on a green pimp hat when they boarded an hour before, but it had since fallen off to reveal a comb-over so epic I had to give him credit for optimism. They were making out like each other's stomachs were full of cocaine.--In the hilarious tradition of Joe Lansdale, Norma Partridge, Christopher Moore, A. Lee Martinez, and Warren Ellis, these short and punchy stories will have you laughing fit to fart.

How long is Train Wreck?

Train Wreck by Elizabeth F. Simons is 140 pages long, and a total of 35,000 words.

This makes it 47% the length of the average book. It also has 43% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Train Wreck Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 11 minutes to read Train Wreck aloud.

What Reading Level is Train Wreck?

Train Wreck is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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