How Long to Read Welcome to Heidi

How Long Does it Take to Read Welcome to Heidi?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 20 minutes to read Welcome to Heidi by Heidi Clements

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

If you ever wondered what 50 would look like on a former alcoholic tattooed shoe addict who eats cake out of her garbage can and secretly prays to her vagina to die on a regular basis - well wonder no more and Welcome to Heidi. This collection of stories culled from over 300 blogs and rewritten for your pleasure will take readers on a journey they never expected and perhaps never knew they wanted to go on. From dating, to how to tame Jewish hair, getting a pot license at 52, and surviving what is perhaps the worst Hollywood job ever - Welcome To Heidi will remind you to laugh at life's most inane moments - even when those moments are happening to you. Welcome To Heidi says everything you wish you could say but can't and proves that having it all is possible - as long as the "all" is shoes. Take a trip inside the mind of a sarcastic, dysmorphic, slightly mental, completely fashion addicted, single woman who's trying to live the second half of her life with zero apologies and massive debt. Welcome to Heidi - you'll never want to leave.

How long is Welcome to Heidi?

Welcome to Heidi by Heidi Clements is 196 pages long, and a total of 50,176 words.

This makes it 66% the length of the average book. It also has 61% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Welcome to Heidi Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 34 minutes to read Welcome to Heidi aloud.

What Reading Level is Welcome to Heidi?

Welcome to Heidi is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Welcome to Heidi?

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