How Long to Read Where's My Mother's Leg?

How Long Does it Take to Read Where's My Mother's Leg??

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 17 minutes to read Where's My Mother's Leg? by Dan DiStefano

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A humorous view of what really happened after you dropped mom off at the nursing home. "If you can't find the humor working in a skilled nursing facility you'll go home every night wishing vodka came out of your shower." Ned Russo thought he had it all. Lovely home in Pasadena, a beautiful ex-wife who didn't hate him, a charming daughter at UCLA that adored him and a cushy job with a fat salary he earned as the administrator of one of the premier nursing homes in Los Angeles. He even had a giant office that overlooked the pacific ocean. But, as a wise man once said, "things change." Ned got fired. It took ten minutes for reality to suddenly hit him squarely in the face. There was the mortgage and tuition for his daughter, the car payment and of course his alimony. So Ned took the first job he could find. It would just be temporary. It would also be a far cry from breezy Santa Monica. It was situated in the bowels of LA's Koreatown. But his job at the Central City Convalescent wasn't just a step down for Ned, it was more like falling off Mount Everest and landing on the roof of a Sherpa's hut. Ned's journey and re-education in how the other half lives is a funny look at life in that nursing home down the block or that place where Grandma now resides or perhaps where you might end up. Be kind to your children, they're going to pick out your nursing home!

How long is Where's My Mother's Leg??

Where's My Mother's Leg? by Dan DiStefano is 308 pages long, and a total of 79,464 words.

This makes it 104% the length of the average book. It also has 97% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Where's My Mother's Leg? Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 14 minutes to read Where's My Mother's Leg? aloud.

What Reading Level is Where's My Mother's Leg??

Where's My Mother's Leg? is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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