Due to Recent Cutbacks, the Light at the End of the Tunnel Has Been Turned Off

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The First Five Days After the Weekend Are the Hardest

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What Do You Want to Be When You Give Up?

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A Bus Station is Where a Bus Stops. A Train Station is Where a Train Stops. On My Desk, I Have a Work Station...

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Yet, Despite the Look on My Face You're Still Talking

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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

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I Believe You Have My Stapler

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After Monday and Tuesday, Even the Calendar Says WTF

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I Hate it When Coworkers Act Like Supervisors. Please Act Your Wage.

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Hold On. I Need to Overthink This

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I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

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If You're Waiting for a Sign, This Is It

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My Work in 100% Mistrake Free

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I Thought I Wanted a Career, Turns Out I Just Wanted Paychecks

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The Early Bird Might Get the Worm But the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

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Sometimes the Best Part of My Job Is That the Chair Swivels

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First, I Drink the Coffee Then I Do the Things

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Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To

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My Boss Told Me to Have a Good Day So I Went Home

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I'm Quitting to Pursue My Dream of Not Working Here

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Just Because You're Still Talking Doesn't Mean I'm Still Listening

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I Don't Understand, But I Also Don't Care. So, It Works Out

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I Haven't Been the Same Since That House Fell on My Sister

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I Would Totally Hang Out with You Even If We Weren't Paid

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I'm Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone

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