How Long to Read 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone

How Long Does it Take to Read 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 42 minutes to read 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone by V Subhash

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Almost everything you expect in a jokebook and more Special section to improve kids' English-language skills and general knowledge 2020 new jokes (or 3100+ jokes in all), mostly written in quiz style Jokes that you don't have to think about, just like George Costanza wanted them - bar jokes, blonde jokes, cross-the-road jokes, knock-knock jokes, lightbulb jokes, pun jokes, romantic jokes... Entire chapters for people with special skills or interests - computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes... For those looking for sharp content, plenty of jokes about philosophy, advertising, news and politics. For kids and students wishing to improve their vocabulary and general knowledge, a treasure house of clever wordplay and interesting facts/riddles, and THREE CHAPTERS DEVOTED TO FOREIGN LANGUAGES. Several funny and thought-provoking poems (mostly as financial/political limericks), set to the tune of popular nursery rhymes. Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are skeptical, read the pages of the Confucius-Say Jokes and Off-The-Wall Philosophers chapters. Plenty of illustrations and some very novel page and joke formats. Loads of fun for everyone. Excerpts Part 1 - for learning Children's Jokes Why did the lizard sue the hospital? After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder. Computer Jokes What made the quantum computer so frustrated? He made a complete fool of himself. Physics Jokes How many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb? One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction. Chemistry Jokes What happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave? It left him fuming. Biology Jokes Why is xylem more believable than phloem? Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water. Part 2 - for fun Bar Jokes Invisible Woman walks into a bar Invisible Woman walks into a bar and sees Invisible Man drinking. She takes the stool next to him. Just then, Invisible Man tells the bartender, "If my wife rings and asks for me, tell her that I am not here. Romantic/Breakup Jokes (Nearly 600 jokes - almost ever profession covered) What has low life expectancy, poor hygiene, deficient vision, inadequate sense of direction, risk of going bald and high self-esteem? Men. What has high life expectancy, better hygiene, superior vision, adequate sense of direction, zero risk of going bald and low self-esteem? Women. Part 3 - only for intellectuals Confucius Jokes Hell and heaven: Confucius say: Hell has no fury like woman scorned. Heaven has no angel like mother to newborn. Journalism Jokes (with screenshots of actual news stories) #BlueForSudan hashtag offends Na'vi people because it appropriates their blue identity [Modified screenshot of original CNN article with still from the movie Avatar. Full-colour PDF of this chapter is available free on the author's website.] Political Jokes (Nearly 400 jokes - mostly non-political though) What is a politically incorrect name for a human abducted by an alien from outer space? Undocumented emigrant. What is a politically incorrect name for a weightlifter? Weight supremacist.

How long is 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone?

2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone by V Subhash is 276 pages long, and a total of 70,656 words.

This makes it 93% the length of the average book. It also has 86% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 26 minutes to read 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone aloud.

What Reading Level is 2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone?

2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Everyone is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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