It takes the average reader 4 hours and 38 minutes to read A Cautionary Tale by Timmy Wampus
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
The tale of a lone man attempting to rise through the ranks of Colonel Sander's KFC army. Experience the journey as he moves from his humble roots in a small Kansas town to the fame and fortune awaiting him in the big city. Timmy has run-ins with gritty criminals and classy women as he dominates the street race scene and parties as hard as he works. Meet his friends who feed adopted strays leftover fast food, help him pioneer an illicit catering business, and specialize in revenge for hire. This story is unbelievable in its scope and breadth and includes it all: love and romance, broken hearts, crime and punishment, intrigue and suspense. Reading is believing.Follow Timmy as he is betrayed in love, travels across the world, joins an underground vampire scene, and has his living flesh harvested off of him for terrifying uses. He descends into a dark world of drugs and abuse and emerges on the other side of the darkness, surrounded by true friends like Lucas - Argentina's knife-throwing expat, Noise - the biggest pot connection in college, Scotty - the inventor of biscuits and gravy, and Ann - the love of his life.This book is a blog of the everyman inside all men yearning to be more than they are, and this is Timmy's story.
A Cautionary Tale by Timmy Wampus is 274 pages long, and a total of 69,596 words.
This makes it 92% the length of the average book. It also has 85% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 20 minutes to read A Cautionary Tale aloud.
A Cautionary Tale is suitable for students ages 12 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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