How Long to Read A Confederacy of Hot Dogs

How Long Does it Take to Read A Confederacy of Hot Dogs?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 51 minutes to read A Confederacy of Hot Dogs by Christoph Paul

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Phil LoPresti hates everything except his girlfriend Missy, the band Swans, and Clive Barker (except for the film Nightbreed--he hates that film most of all). He channels his misanthropy into his poetry and art photography, but feels even more discouraged when no one buys his brilliant art. He shares his disgust by writing angry ALL CAPS posts on Facebook attacking all the mediocre writers on his 'friends' list. Needing money to get Missy off his back, Phil enters an art & photography contest. He visits a cancer ward for inspiration and steals 'artistic materials.' Phil creates what he feels is his ultimate masterpiece. Unfortunately, an elderly woman drops dead upon first glance at Phil's 'artwork.' Her grieving family sues him. Desperate for money, he stumbles upon a mafia money-laundering job selling hot dogs, but that is only the beginning of his problems. Faced with jail time and losing the love of his life, Phil embarks upon a madcap journey through Jersey in this laugh-out-loud irreverent romp into the dark side of art and love. Praise for Christoph Paul "Brave in its playfulness, A Confederacy of Hot Dogs brings Bukowski to Bizarro for the Facebook generation. As with the best satire, Christoph Paul's hilarious no-holds-barred novella has a lot of love for what it mocks. The most genuinely fun book I've read in many years." -- Alexander Boldizar, author of The Ugly "Christoph Paul might be our generation's patron saint of crass. Charming, funny, and perverse, A Confederacy of Hot Dogs will have you pissing yourself and feeling warm fuzzies in equal measure. Read it, and set it down, and whisper to yourself, "I love you, YOU F&#K." -- Brian Allen Carr, author of Sip and Short Bus "A hilarious and transgressive love letter to A Confederacy of Dunces and struggling artists in the digital age." -- Jayme Karales, author of Disorderly and creator of LowRes Wunderbred

How long is A Confederacy of Hot Dogs?

A Confederacy of Hot Dogs by Christoph Paul is 108 pages long, and a total of 27,864 words.

This makes it 36% the length of the average book. It also has 34% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read A Confederacy of Hot Dogs Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 32 minutes to read A Confederacy of Hot Dogs aloud.

What Reading Level is A Confederacy of Hot Dogs?

A Confederacy of Hot Dogs is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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Where Can I Buy A Confederacy of Hot Dogs?

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