How Long to Read A Fistful of Rubbers

How Long Does it Take to Read A Fistful of Rubbers?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 8 minutes to read A Fistful of Rubbers by M. J. Jackman

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Sid Tillsley is back! Sid Tillsley, forty-six, is an alcoholic from Middlesbrough. He's sexist, homophobic, overweight, extremely lazy, and a dogger. However, "two" things set him apart from the rest of his fellow Northerners. Sid Tillsley can kill vampires with a single punch. AND he's no longer claiming benefits. In the eyes of everyone apart from the taxman, Sid Tillsley is officially a vampire hunter. The old hunter, Reece Chambers, is using Sid to strike fear into the heart of the vampire nation, and Sid is doing so with gusto-for he gets a packet of fags for every vampire he knocks out. But all is not rosy in Sid's world... The Coalition, a council of vampires and humans mandated to hide the existence of the creatures of the night, has shut down his local pub in a horrific act of cruelty, separating him and his mates from their beloved Bolton Bitter. Plus, the psychotic vampire Gunnar Ivansey wants revenge. Sid hit Gunnar so hard in the nuts, he's never forgiven him. Sid's trusted friends are having a hard time too. Arthur Peasley is being nagged to death and regrets knocking up his vampire girlfriend. Brian Garforth discovers vampires are so allergic to his "special sauce" that even a visit to the clinic won't save them. And then there's Peter Rathbone, who is still a greasy, horrible, little bastard. Sid doesn't realise that he has a fight coming, one which will test him to his very limits. There's something else lurking in the shadows, or rather, the closet. A Northern man will punch anything in the face, but what terrifies him, what saturates him with carnal fear, is a direct attack on his sexuality...and the Campire draws near. ""The ultimate vampire series. Howay the lads! A definite must read!"" -Amy J. Ramsey, Ramsey's Reviews 2nd Edition - the series has been revised and rewritten as of Sept 2014.

How long is A Fistful of Rubbers?

A Fistful of Rubbers by M. J. Jackman is 304 pages long, and a total of 77,216 words.

This makes it 103% the length of the average book. It also has 94% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read A Fistful of Rubbers Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 1 minute to read A Fistful of Rubbers aloud.

What Reading Level is A Fistful of Rubbers?

A Fistful of Rubbers is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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