It takes the average reader and 34 minutes to read A Really Bad Book by Ethyl Alkaleen
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Le Admiral Von Sawrong des Raisenettes was mad. In a mad pursuit of the Concludinator, he's encountered many problems, and he may solve them, if the mad wizard does his part.But no one's counting on the star-crossed lovers, Hermee Ownee and Sky Luker, who just may fudge everything up. Can they find mad love in a mad world made madder by villains? And can they discover the secrets no one knows about in time? And who is the double agent spy who twists everything at the end?Full of action, intrigue, aliens, a desperate princess, a lonely shoe repairer, and the obligatory wizard, there's something for everyone, provided "everyone" isn't too particular. Family-friendly and short enough to read in one sitting (even in the bathroom), this book will be perfect for those last-minute book reports. Tell your teacher this is a legitimate book. Because I said it was.Following the notion someone once expressed to me that since it takes only about three days to read a book, it should take about that long to write one, I wrote one. Here is the result. From start to finish, I created all of this in a 72-hour period: plot development, character names, formatting, cover creation--everything. A word of warning: a semi-decent book takes a LOT longer than three days to write. However, I was morbidly proud of what I created--I caught myself smiling every now and then--so I decided to publish it.It's awful. Truly. I fully expect terrible reviews. While bad reviews ruin every writer's day (week/life), this time I'll revel in them.There's no false advertising here, and you know exactly what you're getting when you read the title. Enjoy, so to speak.
A Really Bad Book by Ethyl Alkaleen is 34 pages long, and a total of 8,636 words.
This makes it 11% the length of the average book. It also has 11% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes and 47 minutes to read A Really Bad Book aloud.
A Really Bad Book is suitable for students ages 8 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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