How Long to Read Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent

How Long Does it Take to Read Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 26 minutes to read Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent by Judy Helm Wright

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

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"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." Roger Caras Animal Human Connection. We love our pets and our pets love us. Whether we have a dog, cat, rabbit, horse, frog, turtle or gold fish they are our best friends. They love us unconditionally and understand us when no one else in the world will. Sure our pets make us happy. And when people are happy they laugh. They really love to laugh at clean, corny and funny jokes about their favorite animal. So, whether you are sharing these jokes with an audience at the Rotary Club, your grandkids in the car, or just with your pet--read away. Laugh, groan or roll your eyes but enjoy and share the "Animal Jokes, Riddles & One-liners" found here. Be sure to share your favorite pet story with us at www.ILovePetStories.com We can't wait to hear what a wonderful friend your pet is. Here are a few to start you giggling.... Q. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? A. Because if they had four doors they would have to be called a chicken sedan! Q. Why is your Cocker Spaniel staring at me like that? A. Might be cause you are eating out of his dish! Q. If there are two flies in a Montana kitchen, how do you tell which one is the cowboy? A. It is the one on the range. Q. Can you name four members of the cat family? A. Sure, Mama cat, Daddy cat and their two kittens. Q. Why are clouds like people riding horses? A. Because they hold the reins. I know, I know. You probably have a hundred animal jokes to share. So share them! Animals are an instant friendship magnet and connector of other humans and animals. Dog people like to share with dog people and horse people love to swap stories with other horse owners. You can always send them to us at www.ILovePetStories.com and we will share in the blog or in a later book. We will give you credit and even give your pet or animal creative credit if you would like. People who like pets are pleasant to be around. Thanks for hanging around with us for a bit and sharing a chuckle or two. P.S. We really appreciate reviews. It is easy for us writer types to create and publish, but difficult to market and ask for reviews. So, I am going out of my comfort zone since I am in such a happy mood and ask if you will take a few minutes and write a review for this or any of my books you are lucky enough to read. Blessings. P.P.S If you are mourning the loss of a beloved pet, then you will want to join our community of kind, thoughtful people who have respect for all at www.deathofmypet.com When a beloved pet has died, is aging, ill, or will soon pass your feelings of grief can be overwhelming. You don't need to face this alone. Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach is available for personal coaching and guidance, pet tribute books and therapeutic resources for those mourning the loss of a pet companion. Please check out our pet loss support group at www.deathofmypet.com and receive comfort and understanding from other pet families. P.P.S. You will always be glad you did take the steps to join other kindred spirits in Animal Human Connection. Blessings, Judy Helm Wright, Pet Grief Coach.

How long is Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent?

Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent by Judy Helm Wright is 144 pages long, and a total of 36,576 words.

This makes it 49% the length of the average book. It also has 45% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 19 minutes to read Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent aloud.

What Reading Level is Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent?

Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent?

Animal Jokes, Riddles, and One-Liners for the Fun-Loving Pet Parent by Judy Helm Wright is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

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