How Long to Read Apocalypse Next Tuesday

How Long Does it Take to Read Apocalypse Next Tuesday?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 41 minutes to read Apocalypse Next Tuesday by David Safier

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Cataclysmic events are nigh in Malente, Germany. Satan (a dead ringer for George Clooney) is on the prowl, recruiting horsemen for next week’s Armageddon – and in a boring, provincial place like this, he’s apparently spoiled for choice. One might hope that the Archangel Gabriel would be some help since he’s in town, but he’s too busy with a tantric sex marathon to deliver anyone from evil. Meanwhile gentle, sandal-wearing carpenter Joshua encounters, by chance, washed-up thirtysomething singleton Marie. She’s hit a career dead-end, and her dad’s gone and shacked up with some sort of Eastern European nymphomaniac. So when handsome Joshua comes round to work on the roof, she realises she has nothing to lose by asking him out. But what of his divinely-appointed task? The Apocalypse is scheduled for Tuesday. Things are looking grim. Provocative and blasphemous, but with surprising meditations on the nature of faith, free will and human nature, Apocalypse Next Tuesday is a book full of surprises. Wonderfully light and witty, it will keep you laughing from the first page to the last.

How long is Apocalypse Next Tuesday?

Apocalypse Next Tuesday by David Safier is 221 pages long, and a total of 55,471 words.

This makes it 75% the length of the average book. It also has 68% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Apocalypse Next Tuesday Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 3 minutes to read Apocalypse Next Tuesday aloud.

What Reading Level is Apocalypse Next Tuesday?

Apocalypse Next Tuesday is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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