It takes the average reader 2 hours and 29 minutes to read As the Canoe Tips by Bill Casselman
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Bill Casselman, Canada's best and funniest word man, returns with his own comedy. Here's Bill with his own comedy. Here's Bill with standup that's sit-down, because he sat to type these zany titles that tell the silly tale: "Flying to the Smeeb Harvest: A Travel Piece," "The Pedantry Shelf or Who Let the Lesser Omentum Out of Its Cage?"Blurbs galore adorn the back cover of books. The ones that Bill Casselman likes best speak from the heart. Artist Elizabeth Creith of Thessalon, Ontario, wrote, "Bill, I found myself standing in a bookstore aisle with tears of laughter running down my face." TV hostess with the mostest Vicki Gabereau pronounced the shortest blurb ever, "Casselman, are you funny!"Ever left our the p in ptarmigan? You were right! Among his own original discoveries and derivations in a lively section called "Words in My Life," Bill ferrets out an early mistake that plopped a spurious p on the front of our Canadian bird name. Here too Bill buckles your ribs with "The Canadian Word I Most Hate" balanced by a hilarious report on the biggest, best laugh of my life."As Bill himself writes, "You'll meet characters out on a day pass from my subconscious, released for silly behaviour and on their own lack of cognizance."Here's Bill himself let loose to make you laugh, fulfilling one of his life ambitions. "Shucks, dudes and dudettes, all I want to give you is the clown's rule of conduct: a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."
As the Canoe Tips by Bill Casselman is 146 pages long, and a total of 37,376 words.
This makes it 49% the length of the average book. It also has 46% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 24 minutes to read As the Canoe Tips aloud.
As the Canoe Tips is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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