How Long to Read Being Dead Is No Excuse

How Long Does it Take to Read Being Dead Is No Excuse?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 34 minutes to read Being Dead Is No Excuse by Gayden Metcalfe

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Folks in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being dead is no impediment to belonging to it. Down South, they don't forget you when you've up and died--in fact, they visit you more often. But there are quintessential rules and rituals for kicking the bucket tastefully. Having a flawless funeral is one of them. In this deliciously entertaining slice of Southern life (and death), inveterate hostess Gayden Metcalfe explains everything you need to know to host an authentic Southern funeral. Can you be properly buried without tomato aspic? Who prepares tastier funeral fare, the...

How long is Being Dead Is No Excuse?

Being Dead Is No Excuse by Gayden Metcalfe is 272 pages long, and a total of 68,544 words.

This makes it 92% the length of the average book. It also has 84% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Being Dead Is No Excuse Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 14 minutes to read Being Dead Is No Excuse aloud.

What Reading Level is Being Dead Is No Excuse?

Being Dead Is No Excuse is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Being Dead Is No Excuse?

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